Traffic Light Debate
April 19th, 2009
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A raucous debate erupted in parliament today, interrupting the lawmakers’ normal naps. At issue was Prime Minister Manexposinghimself’s proposal that Shalampax buy and install the country’s first traffic lights.
Opening the debate, the prime minister gave a patriotic speech suggesting that other countries looked down on Shalampax and ridiculed it as backward because of it’s lack of traffic lights. Manexposnghimself implored Members of Parliament to reverse this blot on the country’s reputation.
The prime minister went on to assure parliament that his support for the proposal had nothing whatsoever to do with his wife being granted an exclusive license to import traffic lights into the country.
