The Shalampax Medical Clinic has asked me to pass along the following public health advisory. Shalampax privacy conventions, scant though they may be, do not allow me to comment or expand on an advisory of this nature, so I will simply present it verbatim.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
A few days ago I told you about a health advisory from the Shalampax Medical Clinic advising people who ate the “fish” at Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant to visit the clinic as soon as possible. I’m pleased to report that the condition that Tuboflard mistook for death was actually a coma.
If you saw the raw text of the press release that the medical clinic recently issued to correct its earlier diagnosis, please note that there was a typographical error in it. As I’ve just reported, patients were in a coma. They were not, as the clinic’s press release said, in a comma. You can put your mind at ease. Your loved ones’ lives were not punctuated.
The Shalampax Medical Clinic asked me to pass along the following health advisory:
Anyone who visited Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant (its name and an accurate description) last night and inferred from the menu listing “Catch of the Day” that they were eating fish, and fresh fish at that, should visit the medical clinic as soon as possible.
The Chief Medical Officer (CMO) at the clinic suggests that there is no cause for alarm because alarm won’t help. She does, however recommend that you get your affairs in order before visiting the emergency room.
