Restaurant Hopping
May 5th, 2009
2 comments
Many diners at Shalampax’s most expensive restaurant, creatively named Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, have complained of finding insects in their salads. The creepy-crawlies have been of a number of different varieties and sizes, both living and dead.
Most of the bugs have been large enough such that a sober, sighted chef could not possibly overlook them. My sources confirm that the chef is sighted, but they refuse to comment on his sobriety.
