Drug Laws
May 8th, 2009
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We have a fairly relaxed attitude here in Shalampax. As a result, many of our citizens do not take the time to familiarize themselves with the few laws that we do have.
The government has asked me to remind all Shalampaxians that the use of hallucinogenic drugs is strictly forbidden, except under one or more the following conditions:
- You have a prescription from your doctor or a note from one of your parents. Your mother or father is allowed to grant you an exemption even after you become an adult. Children who have reached the age of 18 are allowed to provide notes granting their parents permission to use hallucinogenic drugs.
- You are feeling down as a result of living in one of Shalampax’s interior, windowless apartments.
- You’ve had to spend more than 15 consecutive minutes in the company of another Shalampaxian and, therefore, just can’t bear life anymore.
- You really, really feel like using them.
- Your name starts with “B”.
- You offer to share your drugs with one or more members of parliament.
