Rottentomato’s New Year’s Eve Party
December 30th, 2009
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Rottentomato, owner of Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, has asked me to let his prospective customers know that he still has a few spots open for his annual New Year’s Eve party. For those of you who don’t have calendars and don’t pay attention to such things, which is common among Shalampaxians, today is December 30, so New Year’s Eve is tomorrow night.
This year, for just $500 per person or $1,200 per couple, Rottentomato is offering a selection of roast rodent and insect appetizers, a main course of pan-seared imported garden slugs and kelp, and a dessert course of all-artificially flavored ices.
