Rottencoconut Outdoes Himself
September 14th, 2009
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Are you sitting down, peeps? There’s news out of the Shalampax arts community, such as it is, that will knock your socks off. Come to think of it, maybe you should stand up because it’s much harder to knock your socks off when all of your weight is on your feet.
Anyway, my sources tell me that Rottencoconut, Shalampax’s only currently “working” author (apart, of course, from us here at Shalampax Speaks), has submitted for publication a novel of more than 1,400 pages. I’m told that, in this case, he’s not up to his old tricks of making the book look fatter by printing at most one word per page and including a lot of blank pages. Rumor has it that every one of those more than 1,400 pages is jam-packed with—wait for it—well-written words.
