2,000 Channels
May 9th, 2009
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Let’s celebrate! Shalampax has passed a momentous milestone.
With all of the satellite and cable television signals we’ve been able to pirate from around the world and funnel here, mostly over hijacked fiber optic cables, Shalampaxians can now choose from more than 2,000 television channels.
Thanks to the ingenuity of our technicians, all of these channels are available to Shalampaxians at no charge. This includes the hundreds of pay-per-view channels that we’ve hacked.
