I have shocking news, peeps!
The rumors are too widespread to be ignored. It seems that Discardedporkrind has been running a classic Ponzi scheme. The word is that thousands of people have been bilked, including some Shalampaxians, but mostly foreigners.
If the claims are to be believed, and there is every reason to believe that they should be, Discardedporkrind has taken in roughly $100 million, over and above the meager funds he paid out to keep early “investors” interested.
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According to a recently issued Interpol bulletin that was obtained by an anonymous Shalampaxian source who hacked into Interpol’s computers, Spiderintree, one of Shalampax’s leading spam and telemarketing practitioners, is wanted in 64 countries in connection with fraud and/or embezzlement charges. The charges stem from Spiderintree’s many investment businesses, which police forces around the world claim are nothing more than Ponzi schemes.
Congratulations Spiderintree! That brings you close to the Shalampaxian global indictment record, currently held by Snakeingrass. With warrants issued in 68 countries, Snakeingrass is now only four countries ahead of Spiderintree.
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