Shalampax Speaks

Redpencil, owner of the Third-Floor Pub, has devised a novel business model. Effective immediately, all of the beer served in the pub will free all day long. And you can drink as much as you like. Really.

Imagine that. All-you-can-drink free beer. Are we in heaven yet?

To partly compensate, there will now be a cover charge of $15 per person, per entry into the Third-Floor Pub. You must pay the cover charge before you will be served any beer. “Per entry” means that if you leave the pub, even briefly, you must pay the cover charge again when you reenter.

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This is the sort of story that Birdinhand normally writes, but he’s feeling under the weather today. And if you know anything about Shalampax’s weather, that’s saying a hell of a lot. I think the stress over putting himself out in front of the world on Twitter (he’s Birdinhand2, not Birdinhand; don’t ask him why because he might tell you) and making big claims only to fall flat on his face weakened Birdinhand’s immune system. So I’ll pick up today’s post.

The following is of interest to only Shalampaxians. The rest of you have the day off today. (Yeah, like you actually read this crap on other days. Fat chance.)

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