The Aroma of Rex
May 4th, 2009
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I previously told you about the brilliant new RexAdvantage donor loyalty program from the Church of Rex. As you’ll no doubt remember, church members accumulate points for every dollar they donate to the church.
Those points can then be used to purchase religious icons consisting of droppings from God Rex’s corporeal likenesses, dogs. The droppings are mounted on various materials depending on the number of points the parishioner chooses to cash in.
