Officials at the Church of Infinitiaty have asked me to remind readers that there is still time to get in on the buy-one-get-one-free sin dispensation sale. That’s right, right now—but only until January 31, 2010—for every sin dispensation that you buy at the regular retail price, you will get a second dispensation of equal or lesser value absolutely free.
That’s right, I know it’s unbelievable, but you heard me right. Get the second dispensation for no additional charge.
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The Infinitiaty Church has just announced an inventory-wide Buy One, Get One Free Sin Dispensation Sale. That’s right, if you need to be absolved of some sins, for every dispensation you buy at the full list price you get an additional sin dispensation of equal or lesser value absolutely free.
If you’ve been especially evil, this is a great time to stock up on all of the dispensations you need to gain complete absolution, no matter what you’ve done and no matter how many times you’ve done it. Remember, there is no limit to the number of dispensations you can buy under this deal! For every dispensation you purchase at the full price, you get a second one of equal or lesser value free. No strings attached.
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Almost two weeks ago, Gravyonshirtfront told you about Religco’s launch of the Infinitiaty cult religion. Today, I’m going to tell you about the business side of that venture. And what a business it is!
As you already know if you read Gravyonshirtfront’s account or if you read the Infintiaty page in the Shalampax cult religion catalog, Infinitiaty has an infinity of Gods. At least one implication of that should be obvious. All of the Gods expect donations to be made to the church in their names. Even if church members give only one cent per God, infinity times one cent equals an infinite number of cents, which, paradoxically also equals an infinite number of dollars. Clearly, no one can give that much, but all parishioners are expected to come as close as they can.
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