School Opening Delayed
August 18th, 2010
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The teachers of the Shalampax School have asked me to let parents know that the start of the school term will be delayed by at least two weeks this year.
After careful study and analysis, the teachers and their psychiatrists have determined that the teachers couldn’t possibly be mentally ready to face those little brats again when the school term normally starts. The teachers’ mental states will be reexamined in two weeks. At that time, an announcement of a further delay to the start of the school year will be made if necessary.
