A time-use survey was recently conducted among a random sampling of 150 Shalampaxians. All 150 participants were asked to keep track of the time they spent on various activities over the course of a week. Their logs were then collected and daily averages were compiled.
As can be seen from the following table and pie chart, Shalampaxians slept an average of 8.9 hours per day, making sleep the biggest single consumer of Shalampaxians’ time.
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If anyone knows who has keys to the chambers of Shalampax’s Parliament please call the parliamentary office immediately. There is no record of who has been given keys or who has been assigned the role of Parliament Security Officer. And the people who have a very urgent need to know these things can’t remember who the key-holders might be.
Parliament is in recess this week and for the following two weeks as well, so you would think that the lack of a key wouldn’t be a serious problem. Unfortunately, last Friday, before they were scheduled to rise for their three-week-long recess, all Members of Parliament fell asleep at their desks. As is often the case, they all slid off their chairs and dozed comfortable on the floor.
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