Shalampax Speaks

Hey peeps, I’ve got some earth-shattering gossip for you. Manexposinghimself, Shalampax’s Prime Minister, isn’t saying much about it publicly, but his friends tell me that he has come up with a foolproof plan for bringing about lasting world peace. And I’m not talking about only eliminating wars. Manexposinghimself’s plan would also end localized fighting among groups, one-on-one violence, and just bitchy, vociferous arguments as well.

If carried through to fruition, this infallible peace plan would absolutely guarantee that Manexposinghimself will be awarded next year’s Nobel Peace Prize. There wouldn’t even be a contest.

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For the 42^nd year running, Shalampax’s annual “Clean Your Apartment Day” has been cancelled due to pervasive slothfulness, universal slobbishness, and an overall lack of interest. Please feel free to allow your filth to accumulate for another year.

Sorry for any inconvenience.