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Divine Shopping

October 11th, 2009 13 comments

I don’t think the marketing folks over at Religco ever sleep. It was only a short while ago that they launched the Infinitiaty cult religion. Now, they are busy increasing the revenue potential of Infinitiaty.

Religco or, more precisely, its Infinitiaty subsidiary recently opened the Infinitiaty Church Store. Infinitiaty’s religious leaders encourage believers to show their infinite piety by shopping in this heavenly online store.

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Shalampax Store

June 1st, 2009 8 comments

Walking the business beat around here, I usually reserve this space to fill you in on any big deals going down in Shalampax or to tell you about our major industries. Not today.

Today, I’m going to tell you about our smallest industry. It has only one firm and its revenues are miniscule. In short, it’s pathetic and an embarrassment to any true Shalampaxian.

Paperplate runs The Shalampax Store, which sells … wait for it … Shalampax souvenirs.

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