Tea-Party Movement
February 8th, 2010
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Believe it or not, I recently became bored while sitting around watching television. This shocked me because my philosophy has always been that when you’re tired of television and junk food, you’re tired of life. Nonetheless, I was bored.
My boredom was disconcerting and I was perplexed about what to do to overcome it. Then, the other day, I found what I thought might be an answer.
While having a bowel movement, I read a newspaper article that I downloaded off the Web. That’s not what relieved my boredom. (Although the bowel movement did relieve me.)
