I have some news that will make many Shalampaxians very happy. The Shalampax Miscellany Store has not had adult diapers in stock for almost a month and it’s the only store here that carries them. That’s the bad news.
The good news is that I’m happy to report that a supply ship was able to dock yesterday. It had an ample supply of adult diapers onboard and they are now in the Shalampax Miscellany Store.
We can all breath a deep sigh of relief because it will no longer be necessary to interrupt our television viewing a few times a day in order to go to the toilet.
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At 7:30 p.m. tonight, Shatteredeyeglasses will present a half-hour television special titled “Fitness for Couch Potatoes.” The show will be broadcast on Shalampax’s closed-circuit channel 969.
Shatteredeyeglasses has published the following agenda for the program:
- The Importance of Stretching: Why It’s OK to Yawn Read more…
Let’s celebrate! Shalampax has passed a momentous milestone.
With all of the satellite and cable television signals we’ve been able to pirate from around the world and funnel here, mostly over hijacked fiber optic cables, Shalampaxians can now choose from more than 2,000 television channels.
Thanks to the ingenuity of our technicians, all of these channels are available to Shalampaxians at no charge. This includes the hundreds of pay-per-view channels that we’ve hacked.
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