Shalampax Speaks

I previously told you about the brilliant new RexAdvantage donor loyalty program from the Church of Rex. As you’ll no doubt remember, church members accumulate points for every dollar they donate to the church.

Those points can then be used to purchase religious icons consisting of droppings from God Rex’s corporeal likenesses, dogs. The droppings are mounted on various materials depending on the number of points the parishioner chooses to cash in.

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The marketing geniuses over at the Church of Rex have done it again. All Shalampaxian cults religions should monitor the results of the Church of Rex’s new “RexAdvantage Loyalty Program” because it has the potential to be a real money spinner.

The Church of Rex has launched a frequent giver program that promises to bring in new converts, keep them loyal to the church and, most importantly, keep parishioner donations flowing at record levels.

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