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Adult Diapers Restocked

January 7th, 2010 6 comments

I have some news that will make many Shalampaxians very happy. The Shalampax Miscellany Store has not had adult diapers in stock for almost a month and it’s the only store here that carries them. That’s the bad news.

The good news is that I’m happy to report that a supply ship was able to dock yesterday. It had an ample supply of adult diapers onboard and they are now in the Shalampax Miscellany Store.

We can all breath a deep sigh of relief because it will no longer be necessary to interrupt our television viewing a few times a day in order to go to the toilet.

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Couch Potato Fitness

August 11th, 2009 2 comments

At 7:30 p.m. tonight, Shatteredeyeglasses will present a half-hour television special titled “Fitness for Couch Potatoes.” The show will be broadcast on Shalampax’s closed-circuit channel 969.

Shatteredeyeglasses has published the following agenda for the program:

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