Success Delayed
You might have noticed that I’ve been absent from my writing duties at Shalampax Speaks for a few days. When a couple of my colleagues filled in for me they spread the rumor that my absence was because I was depressed over my slow progress toward my goal of Twitter dominance. Nothing could be further from the truth.
I’ve had a bad cold, which made it difficult for me to sleep and you know how much we Shalampaxians enjoy our sleep. In addition, my nose has been running steadily and I feel as though I’ve blown my brains out through my nostrils. Furthermore, my head feels stuffed up, which contrasts with my normal condition of just being a stuffy person. All this has led to my brain being even more befuddled than usual. As a result, I did not feel I could produce any writing worthy of my loyal reader. (You know who you are.)
