Shalampax Speaks

This notice is for Shalampaxians only. The rest of you can feel free to stop reading and make something of your lives instead.

I have good news and I have bad news. We finally got a long enough break in the weather to unload the supply ship that has been waiting at sea for more than a month.

The good news is that this means that we’ve been able to replenish our depleted toilet paper inventory. That’s very timely as we had almost run out of the copies of the Shalampax Criminal Code that we’ve been using as a substitute for toilet paper.

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Walking the business beat around here, I usually reserve this space to fill you in on any big deals going down in Shalampax or to tell you about our major industries. Not today.

Today, I’m going to tell you about our smallest industry. It has only one firm and its revenues are miniscule. In short, it’s pathetic and an embarrassment to any true Shalampaxian.

Paperplate runs The Shalampax Store, which sells … wait for it … Shalampax souvenirs.

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