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Shalampax is reported to be the most densely populated country in the world, but the accuracy of this statistic is questionable as most other countries arenít nearly as willing to admit how stupendously dense their citizens are.
We Shalampaxians take some, but not much pride in our flag. It was designed in 1967 as a nursery school arts & crafts project. The designer never made it past kindergarten.
The happy face on a blue background in the upper half of the flag represents
our joy on fair weather days, which are exceptionally rare. The lower frowning
face on a green background represents our remorse over the frequent occasions
when the sea inundates our little-beloved island. The flag is flown somewhat
proudly and is worn on clothing available, at popular prices, from the Shalampaxian Web store.
It is illegal to wipe your bottom with the flag, but pretty much anything else goes.
Prior to 1967 the Shalampaxian flag was a dishrag that washed up on our rocky shore.