What's New?

Not much. What's new with you?

Well, we recently (recently unless this page has been hanging around unchanged for a long time now) added a page about a dinosaur fossil found on Shalampax.

Whoa! Stop the presses! (I've waited my whole life for circumstances that warranted saying, "Stop the presses!" This isn't it but I grew tired of waiting.) There's now something else new. The first edition of the Shalampax Adhoc, an online newspaper and Shalampax's most authoritative (and only) news voice, is now available. It's publisher has made a solemn promise to publish new issues whenever he damn well feels like it, so check back often to keep up to date on Shalampax news.

Wow, the relatively new stuff just keeps coming! We recently (it was recent when we wrote this, but who knows whether it's still recent when you read it) added an account, titled Frozen Putridsausage, of a moderately important (moderately important compared to the usual incredibly mundane stuff that happens around here) event in Shalampax's history.

Oh yeah, not too long ago, at least not too long ago on a geological time scale, we added a new page to our history section. The new page discusses the interim vocabulary that filled in some of the gaps until we got our hands on an English dictionary.

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